A Certain Age

Please explain........ ladies of a certain age (usually) lower hemlines and cover the tops of our arms when we are not quite so taught as in previous days, and also tend to use some tanning assistance prior to letting anything hang out.  So why is it that the fattest, palest, most unattractive, loutish, lads, get it all off, and virtually ALL off, as soon as the sun is out........ crikey........ put it away, I almost crashed my car and it wasnt due to lust, more like rapid nausea!!!! Satis Dea xx